Humor
epub |eng | 2019-12-16 | Author:Roy MacGregor

Chapter 11 The horses looked like they were on fire. Lucas was hanging on to the edge of his seat—more a bench, really—as the horse-drawn buggy Isobel had him and ...
( Category: Time Travel April 5,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-01-07 | Author:Tom Watson

“Do you have your flip-flops?” Rosie asked him. Like me, he shook his backpack a little. “They’re in here.” “Here are your supplies,” Rosie said to him and reached into ...
epub |eng | 2020-01-04 | Author:Tom Watson

Then I went to help Simon and Rosie with the hubcaps. I knew Myrtle wanted those hubcaps shiny. We could hear her talk to her friend Joe as we worked. ...
epub |eng | 2020-03-03 | Author:Thomas Lennon

* All Special Unit operatives carry a sandwich press to make the Irish Goodbye, a sandwich that can wipe the memory of lookie-loos to traumatic incidents with the faerie folk, ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives April 4,2020 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2020-01-25 | Author:Marcus Emerson

At the stoplight, Magnific put his arm out and kept me from charging into the street. He jogged in place, staring at the stoplight. ‘What’re you waiting for?’ I said. ...
( Category: Superheroes April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-03-17 | Author:Jessica Kim [Kim, Jessica]

CHAPTER 15 It’s Sunday before lunch service, and I’m helping Dad install the new disco ball he ordered from the internet. “Feels good for construction to be finished,” Dad says, ...
( Category: Humor April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-04-14 | Author:Ace Landers

• The next day, Tammy was prepared for the morning announcements. She’d sent Leo a script that she’d carefully crafted, and he promised that he, not Carolyn, would deliver the ...
( Category: Humor April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-01-28 | Author:Wendy McLeod MacKnight

Chapter Nine Predicting Fog Using Folklore Residents along the Bay of Fundy have long employed various methods to predict the onset of fog. Matthew Morgan of Quaco swore his wooden ...
( Category: School April 4,2020 )
epub, azw3 |eng | 2020-04-14 | Author:Laurel Snyder [Snyder, Laurel & Hughes, Emily]

“PIG!” shouted Mouse. He jumped up. “PIG!” shouted Charlie. The pig snorfled off. “There are pigs here?” asked Mouse. “You did not say there would be pigs!” Charlie and Mouse ...
( Category: Beginner Readers April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2020-01-29 | Author:Adam Kline

(Though unable to voice their joy, lacking in vocal cords of course, the fireflies were pleased as well. The fireflies had been courting, you see, long ago, in the world ...
( Category: Humor April 4,2020 )
epub |eng | 2013-06-18 | Author:Jack Goldstein

Criss Cross What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake! What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles April 3,2020 )
epub |eng | 2018-07-22 | Author:James Patterson & Joey Green [Green, James Patterson and Joey]

Everyone in the room cheers like crazy. Apparently, most of them feel the same way about Roger Payne as I do. Roger doesn’t know what to say next. He’s speechless. ...
( Category: Science Fiction April 1,2020 )
epub |eng | | Author:Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton [Denton, Andy Griffiths and Terry]

Then her parents said, ‘You ask too many questions! For goodness sakes, shut up!’ But the little girl did not shut up. She said, ‘Why do I ask too many ...
( Category: Short Story Collections April 1,2020 )
epub |eng | 2019-10-06 | Author:Matt Stanton [Stanton, Matt]

‘Yes, she’s on Planet Zorg. But The Fridge is an intergalactic Uber driver, aren’t ya, big fella?’ I make a running slide for the tumble dryer, but I’ve misjudged it. ...
( Category: Humor April 1,2020 )
epub |eng | 2011-07-15 | Author:Katrina Streza

“How will you choose, Danny?” Sam asked. “I don’t know. I like red jelly beans,” Danny said. “What if you choose only candies that are red?” Sam said. Danny thought ...
( Category: School March 31,2020 )